如果。。。IF...

如果我需要帮忙，我会打给我朋友。
IF I need help, I will call my friends.

如果我生病没力气去看医生，我会打给我妈妈。
IF I am sick and have no energy to visit the doctor, I will call my mum.

如果我撞车了，我会打给我同事。
IF I had a car accident, I will call my colleagues.

如果我快要生产了，我会打九九五。
IF I am going to give birth, I will call Nine Nine Five.

如果我被打抢了，我会打九九九。
IF I get rob, I will call Nine Nine Nine.

如果以上事情真的发生了，我绝对不会打给他！
IF any of the above really happen, I will definitely not call HIM!

因为他都不爱接电话!
This is because HE doesn't pick up calls!